That's One Way to Get a Telemarketer Off the Phone

Overheard while I'm in the bathroom...

Phone rings.

Preschooler: Hello? No. I'm sorry, she's not available. She's pooping.


15 comments:

Kris said...

That's what happens when you teach the 4-year old to answer the phone! Kids are so honest - no sense of propriety!!

Jordana said...

This is why I don't let the kids answer the phone! :)

But I do find that a screaming baby in the background allows me to get off the phone with a telemarketer quite quickly -- if you ever have one of those screaming type children around.

*Jess* said...

Thanks Madeline, I needed that laugh today!

Catholic Mommy Brain said...

Best response ever. I am seriously considering using this for myself.

Bexo said...

Bwa ha ha! That's great! Thanks for the laugh!

Megan@SortaCrunchy said...

HYSTERICAL! Love it!

Aubrey said...

That is SO funny. That has actually happened to me. Unfortunately, someone that I knew was on the other end. Motherhood really keeps us humble. :)

Domestic Accident said...

That is hysterical. Thanks for a good laugh.

Colleen said...

Thank you for the laugh!

JenniferG said...

Fantastic! Don't you just love it? Ever since I had children I have had the pleasure of being mortified...daily. :)

handmaidmama said...

Waaaaay too funny! Thanks for the laughs!

Karen said...

That one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD for sure!! Oh my goodness!!! I needed that today! What a bummy Monday... sorry, no pun intended!! :)

Colleen said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!

ViolinMama said...

SO FUNNY!! I'm laughing out loud here. I love your girl! And yes, 4 year olds are so literal! hehe!

Lerin said...

HILARIOUS!