For your information, I was wearing nice briefs, thank you very much, and my bum did not hang out. Much.
Me: They're not too small.
4-year-old: Well, then your butt's too big.
I realize she didn't mean it the way it came out, but still...
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4-year-old: Mommy, your butt's hanging out. Your underwear's too small.
For your information, I was wearing nice briefs, thank you very much, and my bum did not hang out. Much.
Me: They're not too small.
4-year-old: Well, then your butt's too big.
I realize she didn't mean it the way it came out, but still...
For your information, I was wearing nice briefs, thank you very much, and my bum did not hang out. Much.
Me: They're not too small.
4-year-old: Well, then your butt's too big.
I realize she didn't mean it the way it came out, but still...
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Today in the bathroom, while I was getting ready, Jayce pointed to my butt and said, "What's that mommy?" I answered, "My bottom."
He thought for a moment and said, "Why is it jiggly?"
Kids can really dish out the blows to your self-esteem, can't they?? LOL
You're just sporting the latest fashion style (Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Jessica Biel)!!
Nothing like 4-year old critique to make you feel SO good about yourself!! And if your butt is big, I don't think there is an adjective that will describe the size of mine.....!! :)
I'm not sure which is worse, though I'd probably go for the too-small undies, which are easier to explain- hot cycle on the washing machine, no doubt!
Made me smile! All too familiar...
Hilarious! Kids will say anything, huh? (You know your bottom is not too big! I rather admire it! Ha!)
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